Don't rely on me

Hi I'm Jon. 19. Houston. Crimson Arrow.


bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

(via c0ntr0versial)


First of all, sexual harassment is not a compliment. A compliment is a compliment. A compliment is “I like your hair” or “Your eyes are very beautiful”. A compliment is not “I want to stick my dick so far into your eye socket that you can see inside my testicles” or “I want to fuck your tits with my huge cock so hard that you get rug burn so badly you require medical attention”




what person WANTS to be sexually harassed online? people say “You should enjoy the attention” and maybe i would enjoy it if wasn’t coming from people who eat old food crumbs they find in the folds of their skin and wear the same sonic the hedgehog t-shirt for 3 years without washing it and when someone says it stinks they just spray axe body spray on it.

I do, bitch, so shut your fucking mouth.

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?


you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via kateske)

The Front Bottoms

—The Beers


i will remember that summer

as the summer i was taking steroids

cause you like a man with muscles

and i like you



Sometimes I am Kiki.
Sometimes I am Jesse.